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firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
by Stoggit October 21, 2005
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bite your knuckles

When you see an attractive girl, out of sheer frustration all you can do is bite down on your knuckles.
Mate that bird is bite your knuckles
by Burger_king August 9, 2010
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white knuckling

When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.
Jesus, I'm sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.
by Markus J October 14, 2008
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Blue knuckle pants

Skinny pants that are so tight that they actually cut of circulation. This sometimes results in the users knuckles turning blue.
"hey whats happening to your fingers?"

"I don't know, I think these might be blue knuckle pants"
by faux bird February 28, 2008
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Cum Knuckles

When masturbating or getting a hand jobthe cum shoots out and falls back down onto the persons knuckles.
I asked Mary if she wanted some cum knuckles since she was on the rag.
by wario December 16, 2008
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Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.
by Telephony October 8, 2013
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Knuckle graze

The unfortunate event when the toilet paper you are wiping with skims and slips off your ass, thus causing your knuckles to graze your half-wiped ass. A smell check of the offending knuckles will confirm or deny whether you need to cut off your hand.
This dollar store toilet paper offered me no ass traction; a knuckle graze occured, and now my knuckles look like shitty brown mountains.
by SavageNation June 5, 2009
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