Klumped

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

by shermanklump March 26, 2011

Klipfiskin

To give someone a beating with the end of a vacuum cleaner in order to let them know who is boss.

If you don't get back in the kitchen and make me some food I am going to give you a right klipfiskin!

by Purchy February 26, 2009

Krimp

Krimp: noun`1 A smart girl with an odd rag-a-muffin sense of style, that is considered one of the boys. A girl that boys can talk to about their feelings or rewiring there engine compartment. A female with somewhat of a bend protective on life. A female with the ability to morph or chamaeleonize.

krimp: verb 2 Baring the skills to mold something into something else to temporarily keep it together. The act of trickery, counterfeiting or forgery.

That krimp girl put a second battery in my car then helped me install 8 ohms speaker.

by observerism March 27, 2010

Klippy

Klippy means short penis/cock or whatever else you call it. Midget sized if you wanna take it that far.

"His dick was so klippy I didn't feel anything."
"Those jeans made his penis look klippy."

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

Krimpie

an internet troll and erepublik player. Usually spends time on #esouth_africa channel on rizon net. A few weeks ago was defeated by wincenty1 in glory race to 2500 strength since then he became more miserable then before.

Do not be such a Krimpie. Do not be so butt hurt.

by wincenty1 June 11, 2011

Klimek

Comes from the Native American origin, which translates to "tiny penis." With an erection it is said to be 2.5 inches. It is also associated with air heads or people who seem to be completely oblivious. It is a soft spoken term used to describe idiots with stupid hair and a dumb poopyface.

That guy failed his test, he's such a klimek
Look at that little penis, you're a total klimek

by ConnorDresher September 8, 2013