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Comes from the Native American origin, which translates to "tiny penis." With an erection it is said to be 2.5 inches. It is also associated with air heads or people who seem to be completely oblivious. It is a soft spoken term used to describe idiots with stupid hair and a dumb poopyface.

That guy failed his test, he's such a klimek
Look at that little penis, you're a total klimek

Klimek by ConnorDresher September 8, 2013

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The Klimek

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

The Klimek by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011

Related Words

Klimek • Aldona.klimek • The Klimek • klimentina • Kimek • kimeka • kimeko • Kliment • Klimentin • Klimentov

Aldona.klimek

Its the best kpop tiktoker, he loves to pray and uses #lol #wap everyday. He hopes that one day Barabara will hit him with the car.

Aldona.Klimek is the best tik toker ever

Aldona.klimek by Barabara's car 69 December 30, 2020

Klimklow

Klimklow (klim'-,klau) adj. :
(1) A situation that is crazy or highly unusual.
(2) Being out of the ordinary (3) To an extreme
degree, <that is totally klimklow> (4) odd,
extravagant, or eccentric in mode or style.
(5) bizarre or unfathomable.

"The whole situation was klimklow!"

"That dude is whack, I mean he's really klimklow!"

Klimklow by Liquid Larry August 14, 2013

Kimek

The language in Malay, that similar to PukiMak (your mom's vagina) but in more polite way.

You so kimek laa man!!! (says in angry mode)

Kimek by Adam Derihh June 29, 2019

Klimentov

A great friend who usually is quite funny most off the time, but when it is of utmost importance will change and give great consul and will always be there for his friends no matter what the situation is.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that guy, he's hilarious."

Person 2: "Oh him, that's mike, yeah he's funny but he's really a Klimentov."

Person 1: " A Klimentov! Wow, what a good guy."

Klimentov by JEC angel September 30, 2009

Kliment

A cute guy who is smart and very patient. Dominant in company of guys and very attractive to girls. Usually very private in life. Good in video games and can be good in bed. Ideal to have him as friend and for some girls ideal boyfriend. Loves coffee, alcohol, sexy girls and good pubs.

Person 1: I'm in love with Kliment, what a guy he is.
Person 2: I drink beer and watch football with Kliment.
Person 3: Kliment is such a fuckboy!

Kliment by anonymous November 24, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026