Klimek

Comes from the Native American origin, which translates to "tiny penis." With an erection it is said to be 2.5 inches. It is also associated with air heads or people who seem to be completely oblivious. It is a soft spoken term used to describe idiots with stupid hair and a dumb poopyface.

That guy failed his test, he's such a klimek
Look at that little penis, you're a total klimek

Klimek by ConnorDresher September 8, 2013

The Klimek 

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

The Klimek by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011

Aldona.klimek 

Its the best kpop tiktoker, he loves to pray and uses #lol #wap everyday. He hopes that one day Barabara will hit him with the car.

Aldona.Klimek is the best tik toker ever

Aldona.klimek by Barabara's car 69 December 30, 2020

Klimklow 

Klimklow (klim'-,klau) adj. :
(1) A situation that is crazy or highly unusual.
(2) Being out of the ordinary (3) To an extreme
degree, <that is totally klimklow> (4) odd,
extravagant, or eccentric in mode or style.
(5) bizarre or unfathomable.

"The whole situation was klimklow!"

"That dude is whack, I mean he's really klimklow!"

Klimklow by Liquid Larry August 14, 2013

Kimek

The language in Malay, that similar to PukiMak (your mom's vagina) but in more polite way.

You so kimek laa man!!! (says in angry mode)

Kimek by Adam Derihh June 29, 2019

Klimentov 

A great friend who usually is quite funny most off the time, but when it is of utmost importance will change and give great consul and will always be there for his friends no matter what the situation is.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that guy, he's hilarious."

Person 2: "Oh him, that's mike, yeah he's funny but he's really a Klimentov."

Person 1: " A Klimentov! Wow, what a good guy."

Klimentov by JEC angel September 30, 2009

Kliment 

A cute guy who is smart and very patient. Dominant in company of guys and very attractive to girls. Usually very private in life. Good in video games and can be good in bed. Ideal to have him as friend and for some girls ideal boyfriend. Loves coffee, alcohol, sexy girls and good pubs.

Person 1: I'm in love with Kliment, what a guy he is.
Person 2: I drink beer and watch football with Kliment.
Person 3: Kliment is such a fuckboy!

Kliment by anonymous November 24, 2021