Kindle whoring

The practice of indiscriminatingly downloading free sample chapters to your Kindle with only a modicum of interest in seriously reading the book.

I was kindle whoring late last night after five cups of coffe, I like got the first chapter of every book Stephen King ever wrote.

by charidea March 4, 2011

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kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

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Kindled Broken

When your just a slight flame not homosexually but in a sense that your inferior motive to live is down to its last threads of its wick.

I’m kinda.. I’m fucking kindled broken with the fact I had a chance to make this work with her.. and I just .. I just wasted this wonderful persons interest in me. I wasted it by wasting her time, and I’ve made her second guess her self over us.. when what she wanted was all I’ve thought about for what feels like forever.. she’s the highlight of ideal woman.. she’s a perfect exentric exotic self expression of humanity’s free will of artist abilities. I long to trapped in the studio for days with her, making love. Recording the audio, to a mix and mastered critique. Feeling her body as her vocals ring as tact vibrancy to the room and interface. As well as help design the exact purest form of the ideal image she want for her branded image. God I crave her.. her presence is a masterpiece and she won’t speak a word to me, she exiles me.. she pays me no mind.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

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Kidley

A little kid, typically between the ages of 3-12. Characterized by their lack of intelligence and social skills, and their tendency to annoy those around them. Nearly every person goes through this stage of development in their life. A child naturally gains more knowledge and self awareness with age, and eventually will not be considered a kidley once he or she can do things independently and fails to annoy others.

"Look at that kidley, it won't stop screaming, and I'm trying to read!" exclaimed Joe.

by huskerboy99 July 12, 2019

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