magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

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poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010

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trapper keeper car

Low grade vehicles with add-ons and horrible paint jobs that cost more than the vehicles worth, making it look like a decked out lawn mower.

a.k.a. lawnmower car

Guy 1: dude there are so many trapper keeper cars here, i dont get it

Guy 2: wtf is a trapper keeper car?

Guy 1: dont roll up next to me in your honda painted 5 different colors with splash graphics and a cannon for an exhaust tip and rev at me

Guy 2: lmfao

by A.F.B. August 9, 2010

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Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

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piece keeper

not a prude but not dishing out the piece to any (one) trying to get their hands in the cookie jar.

see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)

Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."

by gsquared11 August 26, 2010

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