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Jurastically

When things change so drastically, yet still remain the same.
Nothing has changed even though they have changed jurastically.
by Murphwordz September 14, 2023
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Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.
Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.
by GConey December 31, 2023
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jurassick

jurassick - Mexican slang for a when person wears insufficient attire in in-climate weather conditions.
Where do you think you're going in these subzero temperatures dressed like that? You better put a coat on before you get jurassick.
by DarkHorse910 February 13, 2024
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Juraphobia

The fear of old, overweight and autistic dwarven men. Especially applies when they love trains and have a neckbeard.
"Dude, I heard Lucas has Juraphobia!"

"Guess I cant play deep rock galactic with him."
by flowwy December 13, 2024
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Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-
by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
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The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
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