juraps

some squeaky kid on xbox who thinks hes cool and hits with stressthem

no way you're using juraps method

by Verlat. May 29, 2020

Jurassic Prick

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Park

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008

Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.

"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."

by wordopotomus July 1, 2012