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mumbo-jumbo 

1. Nonsense; Gibberish. Something that's unintellible, incomprehensible or makes no sense, often made so to confuse.

2. A lie propagated by superstition or deception.
Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.

- Edmund Blackadder
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Mrs. Jumbo 

That girl thinks she's so hott; she's no Mrs. Jumbo.

If you find that it's not quite working, maybe it's a little too small, there is another option; a small animal such as a Mrs. Jumbo can be exactly what the doctor ordered.
Mrs. Jumbo by LostMySweater September 25, 2010

Mumbo Jumbo

A minecraft youtuber who makes redstone and hermitcraft videos
Subscibe to Mumbo Jumbo
Mumbo Jumbo by Thezombielord47 August 17, 2018

Mumbo Jumbo

a person who always forgets his shulker boxes and builds cool bases
If you forget your shulker box in minecraft you say "I did a Mumbo Jumbo"
Mumbo Jumbo by BuggedBeatle998 October 27, 2019

coco jumbo 

1. Adjective describing something superb, excellent, perfect.

2. Something done and confirmed. Similar expressions: got it, confirmed, accepted, fine, i'm fine with that.

It is quite a laugh to use that word, as it comes from Mr President or whatever song.
- What'ya think of that project I did last nite?
- Coco jumbo, man. It's fucking great.
coco jumbo by maria m July 2, 2006

mini jumbo 

Jumbo, half-sized. Often confused with medium.
She was looking for very large noodles, but the jumbo ones were too large. That's why she searched for the mini jumbo size.
mini jumbo by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

Riverport Jumbo 

noun. Stemming from the Riverport Ampitheatre (UMB) in St. Louis, MO, where they sell only one size of beer at the concession stands but for some reason call it a "Jumbo Beer". Such a way of thinking is hypocritical because there is no Regular-sized beer of which to make a comparison in size. This word originated from beer but can be used in many other circumstances as well.
Concert Patron: "I'll have a beer, please."

Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."

Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."

Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."

Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."

Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."

...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...

Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
Riverport Jumbo by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006