Joyce

Probably has a boyfriend called cole

OMG DID YOU KNOW JOYCE AND COLE ARE DATING

by elevate me thank you October 30, 2021

JOYCED

Being fucked over like what the Qantas CEO has done to all his employees

I've been joyced.

by Jmc1238 July 21, 2022

Joyced

The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.

Man you really Joyced my pizza!

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA January 15, 2017

Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"

Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.

by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016

Joyced

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.

Can also be used as a homophobic slur.

EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.

EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.

by js6996 July 20, 2022

joyce

joyce is a happy girl, or she could be depressed. Joyce could also be funny weird or cute. If she's single she will be taken, and she could get jealous. If she stole your heart u cannot stop loving her and if u guys break up u will miss her even tho u don't feel it.

Joyce is cute, she could steal your heart. She could take your man

by am_a_crackhead August 21, 2020

Joyce

Joyce…Joyce…Joyce. A name that quite literally means LORD. If you met a Joyce, or is lucky enough to befriend her, then you truly or a lucky person. Joyce is fun, bright, cheerful! However, get on her bad side and you be curse with terror. Joyce might forgive easily, but she remembers every bad thing you did to her. So, if you ever encounter a Joyce make sure to pause and say hi! Who knows? If you guys get along, then prepared to be her Ride or Die!

“Hey Joyce,um your boyfriend and I kinda….slept together-“
“*Glare* I will remember this.”

by Little-Miss-Emotional April 21, 2022