Jonah

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by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is the sweetest and most honest person you will ever meet. Even if he disappears over the rainbow, you’d better go looking for him. Jonah is funny and loves to joke around with his friends. He will never tell a lie and never cheat on anything, especially his girl. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves her as much as the moon loves the stars.

Jonah is a friend that you’d love to call a brother. He is helpful and is never embarrassed by being himself! Jonah’s are sporty and creative, overall a great guy to be around.

If you get ahold of a Jonah in your life, don’t let him go!

Mary: “Man, look at that guy go! He looks so confident!”
Elenor: “Yeah, that’s Jonah! He’s the best!”

by Horsesandorcasforever October 7, 2018

Jonah

Usually a pussy, but has some of the best memes you can find.

Jonah won’t do the job but he’ll get the memes instead.

by Wowidbns July 1, 2019

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008

Jonathan Frakes

An actor that hosted the show Beyond Belief for several years before fading into obscurity. He had an impressive beard and a wide arsenal of puns. Jonathan Frakes' favorite food is beans.

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Jonathan Frakes, and this is the wonderful world of golf."

by jfrakes_1952 October 10, 2009

Jonathy

Jonathy is a calm, collected person. She is very fun to be around. Her name is unique, you won’t find it anywhere else. She may be an over thinker. She can be shy and afraid to speak up. However, once you get to know her she is an amazing person.

“Hey jonathy! Did you see the Timotheé Chalamet’s new post?”

by YouAreSuperCool May 15, 2020

jonah marshall

A character from Mandela catalogue V2 and a BPS worker.

Person 1: i hate jonah marshall from tmc v2!
person 2: stfu he’s the best

by blkcloudstt June 16, 2022