Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!

Jonah has a big ol' cock

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Jona

Jona is a really outgoing and kind person, she likes to have a lot of friends and she respects them. Jona loves her family and hates school but her favorite thing about it is that her friends are there. Jona is usually a single Pringle and she’s proud of that. Jona is also very loud and outgoing.

Lou: We’re missing someone... it’s to quiet.
Ryan: I don’t know.
Lou: oh! I got it! Jona is gone.

by MakeSomeoneSmileToday February 17, 2019

JONAH MARAIS

he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like

mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum

i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis

jk i’m nice.

1:wdw is hot

2:yeah corbyn s the hottest

me: NO JONAH MARAIS IS

by jonahshot July 28, 2019

Janaeha

Janaeha is a very rare name. She is one of a kind and very special, she give good advice has an amazing figure and would dedicate all her time to someone she loves. She falls for boys quickly and gets hurt quickly. She’s very funny and always has ur back.

Janaeha has always had my back and helps me through everything

by Janaeha August 6, 2019