Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"

by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017

Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005

Jordan

A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.

Jordan is the best partner I've ever had.

by JordanBuddy123 January 25, 2018

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

the Jordan

The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.

I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.

by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012