Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

by vector August 21, 2004

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

Avery Johnson

1. n. The totally kickass sergeant from Halo and Halo 2 who literally can't be killed. A sergeant in the United Nations Space Command. Played by voice actor David Sculley. He is most commonly known as Sergeant Johnson.

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson.

by BenjaminBunny March 30, 2005

johnson fold

Johnson Fold aka upper Heaton to any posh wannabe folk. Johnson fold locates "doffcocker lodge" where, back in the day children would swim after repeatedly being told not to ,threatened with "Pike ul get ya"

Johnson fold isn't and has never really been much multicultural. All the folk are a huge family. If not that, they're all in every bodies business. It stinks of weed 99% of the time. Other 1% is cow shit. Always one noisy fucker on a crosser revving the roads pissing residents right off. Local shop keeper is best known to be a pest.

Who lives up j-fold Johnson fold?

by T*** May 6, 2018

marshall-johnson

To rail out a person on a bathroom sink across the hallway from your room. The door must stay unlocked, and you also have to walk past your room to get to the bathroom.

Wow, I totally marshall-johnsoned that girl yesterday evening and three people walked in. I could've used my room or locked the door but that's totally unrad.

by bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah October 1, 2009

cock johnson

expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud

Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend

Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!

Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!

by scrojaboi November 16, 2010

Amy Johnson

A fat mom, her kids are preferably named Nathan and Devin

Look at that Amy Johnson over there.

by PartyDan February 15, 2018