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This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and palying World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
Carla : "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him. "
Johan by Trudie 08/12/2010 November 9, 2011
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sue johannson 

sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.
sue johannson is the man... errr... woman
sue johannson by dmby.com May 13, 2005
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Johannah 

An amazing girl that would melt your heart. She's sweet, quiet, and loves just a bit of everything. I would be the luckiest person alive to marry a woman by the name of Johannah.
Person 1: Hey, look it's Johannah!
Person 2: Man, she's a beauty...
Person 3: What are you talking about? She's weird and creepy!
Person 2: Get the fuck out. Now.

johanna marie 

The name of an italian or hebrew girl. usually sweet, hyper, and funny. but has a bitchy 'leave me the hell alone' side. she falls for guys quickly and gets confused over them easily, but she knows that one day she'll find her true love. usually tan skinned and beautiful, but doesnt have any self confidence. has a hurt past, but a bright future. she'll always have your back if you were once good friends. she cant stay angry at you forever.
did you see johanna marie?

yeah man,shes gorgeous
An insanely cute girl that is not only pretty, but has a very sexy side especially when it comes to video chatting. Besides beauty, she tends to maintain her beautiful body by excersizing in the game of tennis. To men, she's a beautiful angel, but she tends to get into many fights with women of less beauty.
*JoHanna is truly a Johanna!
Johanna by Swag ! July 8, 2011
a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.
g:So you had a date with Johna last night?
m:yeah, it was awesome. But I didn't get anything
johna by daughterofmother May 18, 2007

Johnadu Bah 

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.
Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok
Johnadu Bah by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020