jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

Jizumae

Name for a slutty ho

Fuck your fat ass jizumae

by Housey Yoyo February 16, 2020

Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.

What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

jizzam

Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".

(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!

by Cody January 18, 2005

Jizzue

tissue, napkin, papertowel or general cloth you jizz onto or wipe your jizz on during the course of masterbation

bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *

by Yofray February 4, 2009

Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014

Jizzmonster

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011