jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

jackbaited

In online chat rooms, when you write a sentence that is perfect for the resident prankster to turn into a meme image.

"I need a meme for my meme, yo" *Someone instantly posts a yo dawg meme image* "You jackbaited him." "Yup."

by electrawn February 28, 2017

Jakubray

A fruit or vegetable that gives you a boner

“Oh god that apples a jakubray”

by Jakubray November 8, 2017

jackulous

When a person or object is being a conjunction of junk and ridiculous

Why is my phone is being jackulous
Bro that is totally jackulous

by Rejackulous December 13, 2017

Jackballnard

Jack is the guy you wanna know he is incredibly sexy and is very good at fortnite (hit him up for a carry) he is very loving and caring has very good dating advice and get bare fit girls fam

Hey jackballnard can I have some dating advice

by Loveyoujack July 22, 2019

Jakub Suchy

If someone haves 3000 emails and profiles but he don't know witch email is to specific accound.

Ty: Hej ty kokot poj hrac.
Jakub Suchy: Neviem aký mám na ten účet email.

by CoCoT PoCa September 3, 2019

Jackababy

A male douche bag, specifically one who is white, blessed with monies, and acts like a spoiled baby; always gets what he wants, even at the expense of others. Typically the offspring of someone holding a position of power, such as a lawyer, doctor, politician, or member of the C-suite.

See Tom Brady, Grayson Allen, Brock Turner, etc.

Rick: "Did you hear about that party James is throwing on his dad's yacht this weekend?"
Mike (said angrily): "Yeah, dude, he's a such jackababy."

by Jason Jackson III November 9, 2019