Jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012

jackmouth

A person who is in every measure, deficient, unsatisfactory, or incompetent

Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer is a complete jackmouth

by Ricky August 19, 2004

Jacamo

One who causes distress or is an asshole.

You're a jacamo, you piece of shit. (See jacamo #5)

by LamarLazar July 3, 2014

jacumba

you down?

Hey man lets get some ice cream. Jacumba?

by C-Dawg October 6, 2003

JackMayOffer

to masturbate.
Jack me off.

JackMayOffer took the day off from work today.

by lola13 July 7, 2005

Jaci loyd

She is a lying ass hoe who cheats on everyone including girls and homosexuals (aids,herpies,) she is nasty and has acne everywhere even on her vjj and has a tooth more slanted than the tower of pizza

Jaci loyd is a hoe

by Jaci loyd April 5, 2019

jacist

someone who is very very VERY racist but makes fun of it and says he is "jacist"

"hey dude" person 2: "sup nigga" person 1: "omg dud what is very very racist dont say it!" person 2: "dude i know i know i am very jacist:

by kakiwar lord February 28, 2021