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third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.
"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"
by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009
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impotent rage

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
by HIMARSk August 25, 2022
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Impure Demure

When a girl acts classy as shit, but you find out she’s straight filthy.
“You ain’t getting nowhere with Sarah, man, you’re wasting your time.”

“Nah, that girl acts prude, but she’s impure demure; Kinky as hell.”
by Bthang* June 24, 2018
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impotent

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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imptaxis

1.- A Pimp, capable of anything
2.- Will kill you
3.- Is mega clever and handsome.
im so impy, so so impy
imptaxis am so cool
by Sucha October 6, 2005
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Impitengo

To smell a piece/s of work and to sustain whether it has the scent of a person you know
This essay on the merchant of venice has impitengo...but of whom?
by tigerinthewoods July 27, 2009
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Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.
@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......
by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011
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