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husbafriend

A gay man's husband/boyfriend. Hence the smushing of the word together to encompass husband and boyfriend.
This is Luke's husbafriend, Derek.
by PrismHottie February 12, 2009
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husband stitch

After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.
by Evergreen boys February 6, 2009
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Husband

Meaning of 'My husband' , even though he is not her actual husband , telling people that 'he' is mine. Commonly used in a way of

1. Expressing their favorite entertainer , like Justin Bieber.
2. Calling your boyfriend a 'husband'
A : Oh my gwad, don't touch my husband.
B : Girl, he's not your husband he doesn't even even know you in actual life and he's not that good at singing
A : Omg, how dare you blame my husband. Get out of my way.
by Edsyp0302 September 18, 2012
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husband chair

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.
Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".
by Mo Budak January 5, 2009
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Corpse Husband

An American Youtuber who is known for his scary stories, music, streaming Among Us. Also known for not showing his face and deep voice caused by "Gerd"
Have you heard Corpse Husbands' new song "Never Satisfied"?
I did! I think I really like it!
by D'Nay November 19, 2020
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Husband

Get me coffee, says wife.
Yes, says Husband
by Tickle me Purple May 6, 2009
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Deadbeat husband

A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be “lucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.
Wife - “Dinner is ready
Deadbeat Husband -“Oh about that...”
“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”
by Ben in the den July 2, 2018
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