HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 18, 2023

HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023

OG HP’s

A group of HOSA students that are going to become the best next gen nurses!

“Did you guys see the OG HP’s graduated? Yeah they’re going to be the next nurses!”

by TheOrignalMamaEggs December 3, 2021

He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”

He is one hp, you should kill him!

by LVmk10 December 6, 2021

HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop

Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming

by bob boberson but better July 11, 2022