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Gas hose 

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.
You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.
Gas hose by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013
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abusing the hose 

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas
i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

Yogurt Hose 

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.
Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!
Yogurt Hose by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
----
"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.
Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."
garden hose syndrome by Bruce S January 2, 2009

runaway fire hose 

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it
"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"
runaway fire hose by MO25 May 16, 2007