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Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."
Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.
by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011
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katie holmes

A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.
(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"
by thepinkpanther September 19, 2005
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Holmes

"Holmes" (L is not silent) is the correct Ebonics pronunciation which has a history of being used equivalently with, "dude", "guy", "man" or similar non-familiar alternatives not in the third person.

It was made popular in late 60s East Coast slang, and then later devolved into, "homes" (silent L) at which point it was incorrectly assumed to be short for, "homeboy".

"Homeboy" is typically expressed as a familiar, friendly term often in the third person.

Unlike homeboy, holmes can be used in a variety of ways to denote friendship, aggressiveness, or dubious curiousity.
"What you lookin at holmes?"

"Nice score on that one holmes!"

"Hey Holmes..."
by mpoodle January 7, 2012
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HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Holmdel consists of your house, some neighboring houses, Holmdel High School, Holmdel Park, and Hazlet Multiplex. Wait that last one isn't in Holmdel, never mind.
I can't wait to get out of Holmdel
by st November 28, 2004
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Sherlock Holmes

verb: To discover something interesting or useful via any means of sleuthing necessary.
You looked at her facebook status and saw that she was at a Blue Jacket's game, then recalled a photograph, and googled Blue Jackets. You then discovered it was a hockey team out of Columbus, Ohio. Which lead to your discovery of her presence in Ohio. DANG! You Sherlock Holmes'ed the hell out of that!
by Michael Worton January 9, 2009
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Katie Holmes

(n.) A young woman whose sad predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she dug her own grave. See also: pulling a Katie Holmes
I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got knocked up by Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.
by sunnyrustle December 24, 2008
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katie holmes

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
by Luizza June 30, 2006
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