A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025
Get the Heterosexual Male Panicmug. by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023
Get the Heterosexualmug. a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
Get the polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual menmug. Being heterosexual means you like someone of the opposite gender, if you were a girl you would like boys and only boys if you were heterosexual. People may also say they are straight instead of heterosexual because it’s shorter and easier to pronounce.
by CrazyEllie_definitions December 27, 2022
Get the Heterosexualmug. 
a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent
heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
by bribri June 1, 2022
Get the heterosexualmug. That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M
In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.
In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.
BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.
by Kertes August 9, 2019
Get the Heterosexualmug.