An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
Get the TV Hermitmug. Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
by Hermitt badger November 9, 2015
Get the Hermittingmug. A hermit is a person who is socially awkward or spends most of his/her time alone. Hermits prefer the company’s of themselves
by Chickennuggetsalad October 5, 2019
Get the Hermitmug. A vomiting pussy when it is fed too much SPERMATOZOA and afterward the object is to make sure the wrong pieces go KNOW WHERE.
Look we are just going to have to play the HERMIT GAME as between these CELLS and INTERFEARON NETWORKS our privacy is under serious invasion every day with you girl.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 2, 2021
Get the HERMIT GAMEmug. by xiof December 7, 2016
Get the pink hermitmug. A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
Get the dirt hermitmug. 