helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008

bomb helmet

Very satisfying felatio.

Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.

by MC Mantis August 8, 2008

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

Helmet

A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds

Helmet: I ran 10k in 30mins today.
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet

by Lee The King July 23, 2017

Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

by Mazuk June 24, 2009