Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009

Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

by beerpoots January 27, 2009

hectus

Someone that you don't know hugging you.

I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me!

by Lydia87 July 27, 2007

Hectic

Term used by marijuana smokers to describe certain situations which may result in them freaking out. Has several meanings:

(1) Weird or unusal.
(2) Annoying or head wrecking.

When a person reguluarly creates hectic situations, they are said to be a hectoranian.

Niall: We shouldn't have watched Alice in Wonderland - it was hectic.

ALSO

Paul: I hate it when James comes over, he's a hectoranian.

by Trueman_St January 13, 2008

Hector Marin

A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA

Alex: Man look at that torta over there.

Chris: Is that hector Marin

Alex: yeah, it is hector

by Alex Sandoval May 1, 2010

hectic nosh

When a women takes out her rage on your penis while performing oral sex. The sheer rage encourages her to use her teech to bite, slash, and cut your penis while using their hands to rupture your scrotum by constant sqeezing and jagging the scrotum area.

al hectic nosh ye ya wee strimmer

by Steveomuff August 29, 2007

hectoring off

Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.

Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.

by Lil' Wang June 26, 2017