Somebody who is trying too hard to be something they're not. Named after Ann Heche - trying to be a lesbian, when clearly she isn't.
guy1: Urg, that skank is trying to be ghetto, when she's clearly gap
guy2: What a Heche
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guy1: If she tries any harder she'd be Ann Heche.
guy2: What a Heche
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guy1: If she tries any harder she'd be Ann Heche.
by Hollaback April 2, 2008
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by KatyxX September 1, 2009
Get the Hectology mug.Bogan slang, meaning something is very good, or to agree with a statement that a fellow bogan is saying. Australians tend to use the term 'heaps' in objection to 'many' or 'loads' and therefore, something that is 'heaps hectic' is very good ('hectic' meaning good or nice).
Bogan 1- Drinking tinnies of VB while cruisin' in my commodore
Bogan 2- Yeah, Nah. Heaps hectic Brah.
Bogan 2- Yeah, Nah. Heaps hectic Brah.
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Hecka is word that was originated in NorCal as a more subtle way of saying "Hella".
If you don't know what "Hella/Hecka" means, it is another way of saying "very", "really", or "so".
It is very often used much more often then just for those three words as a replacement.
When said jokingly, people will also say "Heck Of" instead of "Hecka".
"Hecka" is probably the sole most annoying word to say around people from out of Northern California.
If you say "Hecka" around people from other states often, they get annoyed really quick and generally, absolutely suck at trying to use the word correctly... but it is fun to watch them fail miserably at using an awesome word.
It can also be used at the end of a sentence, even though it my sound a little weird, it is still accepted unlike "very", "really", and "so".
Hecka is word that was originated in NorCal as a more subtle way of saying "Hella".
If you don't know what "Hella/Hecka" means, it is another way of saying "very", "really", or "so".
It is very often used much more often then just for those three words as a replacement.
When said jokingly, people will also say "Heck Of" instead of "Hecka".
"Hecka" is probably the sole most annoying word to say around people from out of Northern California.
If you say "Hecka" around people from other states often, they get annoyed really quick and generally, absolutely suck at trying to use the word correctly... but it is fun to watch them fail miserably at using an awesome word.
It can also be used at the end of a sentence, even though it my sound a little weird, it is still accepted unlike "very", "really", and "so".
Dude that's hecka awesome.
You're hecka gay.
I know, sucks hecka.
I bought a hecka lot of donuts this morning fool.
It sucked hecka bad.
You're hecka gay.
I know, sucks hecka.
I bought a hecka lot of donuts this morning fool.
It sucked hecka bad.
by Casey Schoch May 8, 2008
Get the Hecka mug.1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003
Get the heckler mug.In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.
Buy our stuff.
Sincerely
HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.
Buy our stuff.
Sincerely
HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
Ze Heckler and Koch G36 did not lose eets zero, joo ah just not TEUTONIC OPERATOR eenuff to use our superior German engineering. NEIN EET EEZ NOT MELTING, ZAT IS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN.
by Hans, HK marketing. July 10, 2009
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