corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

golden u-haul

The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."

by Mike Solidum June 29, 2007

corn hauling

term meaning to have sex. usually used as code for the cheater and his mistress.

"Lets go corn-hauling tonight"

by unknown August 30, 2003

Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.

Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

haldor

Haldor is a synonym for retard

"that guy over there is a total Haldor!"

"its realy Haldor to show ur D on television"

by Ruter_Knekt May 10, 2016

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 8, 2003

HALD

Hot
At
Long
Distance

A male or female who is observed from a distance and their face can not be made out but it seems to be that they are hot.

You see that chick sitting over there on the other side of the room? She is HALD.

by CaseDog January 18, 2010