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What had happened was

A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation

Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.
***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***

Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.

Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.
by Mahgnittoc June 2, 2010
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wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.
Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."
by Miker94 October 29, 2009
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"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

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van halened

to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate
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"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."
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Pics or it didn't happen

A demand for someone to show photographic evidence of a bizarre claim, or you don't believe it
John, you said you fucked 3 girls last night, I don't believe you, you virgin fuck. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.
Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.
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Van Halen

by EVH February 22, 2005
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