dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)

man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym

by alien 2345 August 2, 2007

cum guzzler

one who swallows large ammonts of seman

i aint kissin that ho that bitch is a cum guzzler

by diesel June 18, 2005

guzzle

to play with cum in your mouth

She sucked my dick till i came and then she guzzled the cum in her mouth.

by bjjsssss July 28, 2009

guzzle time

the time when you are about to drink alot of booze.

i was at the lake for the weekend and as soon as i woke up it was guzzle time.

by DNK November 4, 2007

guzzle neck

One who chokes on a guys dick until he cums down her throat

Aye bro she a guzzle neck

by Bop4ahot December 20, 2013

guzzletoff

Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.

Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.

Damn it eli why did you text him?! You know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.

by dr.boxmunch_PHD May 7, 2015