Gumping

Inserting male genitals into a shrimp

Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.

by Lilbrong4 May 4, 2024

Gumping

Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.

“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”

by curdsss May 15, 2024

Gumping

**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.

**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."

Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!

by MomSlayer3686 June 10, 2024

Gorping

The act of gooning while in a state of awe. More commonly known as shock gooning.

Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.

by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024

Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025

Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gumping

Being nice, having fun and giving hugs

I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day

Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!

by professionalgumper January 31, 2025