gouch

the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.

if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Gouche

A Gouche is a male perienium...
It is between the crack and the sack!

Friend: Barry licks gouche!
Barry: Your momma licks my gouche

by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008

Gouch

when heroin addicts take a hit they start 'gouchin'

Uuurrgghh look at that bag head he's gouchin to fuck...

by Mattie-n-DonnysMama April 3, 2009

Gouch War

Verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can sometimes be very dangerous and smelly.

A: "what you doing with ur hand in your pants?"
B: "just scratching myself dude"
A: "oh okay yeah cool, fag"
B: "Gouch War bitch!"
A: "Ah fuck! i'm not ready aaaahhh"

by IIIIXIII313 August 28, 2007

grouching

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.

"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."

by OleE September 21, 2008

grounchy

when a nigga is super grouchy, he throws that extra "n" in there

Damn yo ass is GROUNCHYYY!!

by Jami Baconator December 17, 2008

"Balls-deep in Groucho"

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"

"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"

by LDR November 9, 2006