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Muddy Gopher 

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher
Muddy Gopher by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

dramatic gopher 

internet's greatest star.
damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

one eyed gopher 

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game
She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her
Minnesota Gopher by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020

Gilded Gopher 

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.
That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
Gilded Gopher by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010

Screaming gopher 

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck
“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”
Screaming gopher by Clapwhale July 18, 2018