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God's Favorite

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To be extremely lucky or fortunate numerous times that it seems God has shown favor to you or another person over all others.
Earlier today I fucked two Asian sisters at the same time and later today I found one million in unmarked cash. I must be God's Favorite.
by God's Favorite February 28, 2010
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God's Son

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Used in video games to describe a main character who is VERY centered on and always has to do the work. Mostly used in war games. It can also mean those who are overpowered
Medal Of Honour European Assault's main character might aswell be God's Son

Military: Hey guys, let's send 1 guy to take out to the enemy base without backup to kill them all. God's Son is always the one to do the job right!
by Epicsaur February 20, 2010
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God's Motor

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GM's LS1 engine. Chosen for its compact size, excellent power and fuel efficiency, reliability, and aftermarket support.
I just swapped God's motor into my Miata, now I can take down Vipers at the track AND on the highway
by scgmilan March 4, 2012
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God's Telephone

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When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.
Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.
by Speh May 27, 2004
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God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
by BusinessMan July 21, 2005
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A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
by Leoskiess June 27, 2011
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god's golf partner

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EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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