When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
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A 12 year old with hacks
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Get the baby glockable mug.Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)
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Get the The Glock Technique mug.Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
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Get the glocker mug.A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
by Allenthecat November 29, 2011
Get the glockenspiel mug.A flash animating group on www.newgrounds.com. They are on the same lines as the clock crew and lock legion, but instead of clocks and locks for faces, they have glock handguns. A glock character is usually an object or fruit with a glock for eyes. When one of these talks, A rotating bullet appears over their head. The glock group uses "gug" as their symbol. It has no literal meaning. Glock group is abbreviated as "GG"
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