Dirty gilbert

When you antique a fat chick then A homeless dude has sex and cums in her neck rolls and it looks like a leaking Boston cream donut

Dude! I can’t believe you gave that 5 dollar hooker a dirty Gilbert.... hey I just got a hankering for donuts wanna grab some

by Dirty Gilbert April 23, 2020

Lousy Gilbert

anytime your hittin it doggystyle and the smell of the females anus floats up to your nose.

I was having the best sex of my life last night until i was Lousy Gilberted.

by gilbertsgrape1 August 20, 2006

Amazing Gilbert

When you take a Filthy Shit in your hand and then immediately jam the monstrous turd directly back up your ass-hole

Amazing Gilbert shit in his hand and fucking jammed it back up his ass!!! It was fucking amazing!!!

by Dirty-Tron June 28, 2010

Daddy Gilbert

The sexiest hottest motherfucker on the planet they let you sit on their lap and are really hot

Wow daddy Gilbert is hot af I’m going to go sit on her lap.

by Carpoolsyndrom November 6, 2019

Ethan Gilbert

Says very shitty jokes randomly

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes

by Tomura May 12, 2022

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.

In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.

by elramses May 29, 2008

The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.

I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005