Shart Gargler

one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.

"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"

"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."

by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009

cum gargler

A homosexual man. One whose mouth is frequently filled with steaming hot jism.

Look at that fag over there. If he's not a cum gargler I'll kiss your ass.

by Eats August 3, 2007

Garglemuffin

A word representing a step above roflmao, which in turn is several steps above lol

Zach: Baby sex...
Jonah: Lol
Zach: Yeah so I'm going to die
Jonah: Lmao
Zach: Dude wtf, this isn't a joke
Jonah: Rofl
Zach:JONAH, IM SERIOUSLY DYING, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
Jonah: No but i just pooted :3
Zach: GARGLEMUFFIN

by Zee-J Fisticuffs January 25, 2010

gumball gargle

when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.

Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!

by Almalphia September 30, 2010

gargoyle

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

by Beg September 19, 2005

gargle

Alcoholic drink.

gargled = drunk

C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.

by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005

mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise

Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler

by james mclovin March 16, 2008