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Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.
This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.
by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017
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love gasket

A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.
"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."
by D'andy November 12, 2017
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flange gasket

Cervical opening within the vagina.
Flange gasket is at full stretch, gloves are on!
by Browsaway November 14, 2017
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ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.
Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.
by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018
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"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
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Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes
You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.
by Badapple187 July 12, 2022
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BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.
Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.
by wfukradio October 9, 2023
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