Messianic Fusionism

A synthetic political theory that unites Jacob Lieb Talmon's messianic democracy and Frank Meyer's fusionism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah unites social-labor (modern monetary) theory into blockchain currency, ushers postmodernism beyond hyper-media into the era of metamodernism, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between a new paradigm called Emergence and Hinduism and Christianity.

Synthetic messianism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant counter-Christ appears in lieu of the anti-Christ.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

white fusion

American casual dining with at least two element of another culture’s cuisine featured on the menu. A quesadilla and an egg roll on the same menu.

Examples include:
Chili’s
Cheesecake Factory
Applebee’s
Red Lobster
TGI Friday

Fiesta lime chicken at applebees is peak white fusion.

Quesadilla explosion, loaded southwest potato chips, Philly cheesesteak egg rolls, chicken and broccoli Alfredo tortelloni, dragon glazed salmon, oriental Caesar salad, fajita egg roll.

by Ralph@hardrockcafe March 5, 2023

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult

“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”

by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

fuston

A person which most call a "Complete Badass". Originally formed in Germany an Ireland, The fustons was a group that was raging alcoholics an always resorted to violance.

Your going to end up like a fuston.

by XxWolFusion December 19, 2016

futoni

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.

"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"

by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008