fumpty

The state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

by Winged Rhino March 6, 2016

Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

A fat lump preferably found on the rump. Can also be expressed as a way of calling someone dumb or obnoxious.

George was being a fump the other day!
Woah, that's quite a fump you have got there.

by Dinodoodoo11 July 27, 2017

Frumpkin

Ugly teenage girl(s) who work at old people homes

Carter: "Bro I gave Jenna a Dirty Sanchez last night!"

Kody: "Sick she's a total frumpkin didn't you see her give that guy at the old home a bath?"

by MeAnGelizzzaaa July 28, 2017

Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

fumphis

The line that runs down a man's scrotum separating the two sides

He had an usually well defined fumphis

by 2 bored guys May 4, 2018

Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” May 29, 2018