cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

by Diego July 8, 2003

Blue Mother Fucker

Fools! It is in fact a delicious drink with

2 parts Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao over ice
fill with sweet/sour mix, splash of lemon/lime soda and add a cherry.

Long Islands are so two thousand and late, I'll order a Blue Mother Fucker!

by Mass Transit Android February 18, 2013

fucked her brains out

when a man fucked a women so hard she had multiple orgasms and shakes her legs while she cant control it and also takes a fat ass nap afterwards.

Trey: "fucked her brains out "
Kevin: " damn she shaking?"
Trey: " hell yea"
Kevin: "my boi"

by Jaedyn <3 March 29, 2022

fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017

Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....

Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.

by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017

Tuk-fucked

When you get fucked over by a tuk-tuk driver in Thialand.

"All I wanted was to go to my hotel, but that three wheeled peice of shit brought me to his uncle's jewelry store, three temples, and some of the most nasty parts of Bangkok."

"Welcome to Bangkok, sounds like you got thoroughly tuk-fucked."

by Willmanwho November 21, 2017