Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

front butt

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

by Shope July 20, 2008

frelted

Being instantly frozen then melted. The turn was used during the season 2 episode 21 of NCIS LA

dude that guy just got frelted

by meadster May 7, 2011

Frogtied

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.

After the burglar had frogtied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Front Butt

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

by Jenn yo August 22, 2007

frolfoholic

any condition that results in the continued playing of frolf. to discontinue play results in withdraw. a disease and addiction which results in a persistent play of frolfl despite social, mental, and physical consequences.

"dude, matt played 34 holes of frolf in 4 hours, he's a total frolfoholic"

by tammylikeshulahoops March 7, 2010

front it out

Primarily British Boldly face something difficult that you have been avoiding. Turn your front to the problem and blaze ahead.

Tom: How the hell am I going to tell my mum I crashed her car last night?
Dick: Front it out, mate. The longer you wait, the shittier it's going to get.
Tom: Just yank off the plaster?
Dick: Haaa, you said yank-off. And yeah.

by xnphls April 25, 2020