FPITA

A fucking pain in the ass

When she got her new cell phone with unlimited minutes, she went from a PITA to an FPITA.

by Science98 July 9, 2009

FPOOCON

FPOOCON is a scale of a bowel movements. It is based off the USAF's FPCON levels with the Bristol Stool Scale thrown in as well. There are Normal, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta.

SSgt - Hey there bud how was your BM?

Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.

SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.

by Ghatii June 29, 2016

FPD

Fake Plastic Dick; Strap-on ; lesbian penis; dildo

I thought I was straight but after taking that dyke’s FPD I’m not so sure anymore.

by Pinkballoon November 2, 2019

FPV

First Person View

FPV drone

A drone with a camera that transmits the image to goggles or screen so that you can see what's happening in "First Person View"

by Popsicleboy June 6, 2020

Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

A.S.A.F.P.

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

N.M.F.P.

An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

by J & D October 5, 2006