floppy tortilla

The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner
Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla
by Corlee January 19, 2015
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Floppy Drank

A mixture of Dr. Pepper, Pink Lemonade, Coke, and Bacardi Puerto Rican Rum. This drink masks the burn and taste of alcohol to the point where you get insanely floppy(aka drunk as fuck)
Richie made some floppy drank and now he's fucked up.
by theflopster July 07, 2011
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Floppy Otter

Sexual - the sound of the mans balls smacking against the womens taint (the space between the womens vagina and anus).
the floppy otter sounded like clapping.
by rocket and red August 24, 2004
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Flippe floppie

A flippe floppie is when a woman has had intercoruse so many times that her vagina has become streched out and long. You know if you have seen one when you are watching porn and when the woman takes off her underwear her flippe floppie(vagina) unfolds out.
dude1: Dude it was so nasty she had a flippe floppie.
dude2: sorry man that sucks.
dude1: yeah i throw up on it.
by porn watcher February 11, 2010
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Floppy Popsicle

The end result of busting a mega nut. One's wiener state after launching a big wad.
I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!
by Lil Larton November 13, 2009
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floppy Richard

A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female
Girl: "Hey babe what's wrong?"
Mondi: "Sorry, I have a floppy Richard"
by Tyrese Da'Quavishawn May 24, 2015
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Floppy Disk

1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.
by regs_ October 28, 2004
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