flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

Flint-striking

A method for talking to a girl, with intention of finding a partner or in the case of others, have some quick fun.

My friend is flint-striking that 10/10 over there. Think he could start a fire?

by Prolific flint striker March 17, 2024

Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Skin flint

A penis that is barely there.

A meatless weiner
An empty hotdog

I thought he would have some hard.wood, but when i grabbed hold of it all I got was a skin flint.

by Shayna16 March 26, 2019

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Flint

Someone who is a bit of a weirdo, looks a little bit nerdy, but overall is a very kind And heartfull person. A Flint is not someone you make fun of, because these are the purest people om earth.

That Guy with the Rubiks Cube is wearing socks in sandals today...

Yes i see, What a “flint”

by Bastroloog November 23, 2021

Flinting

When you decide to use your significant other as a human life ring but instead of using a real life ring you use pubes tied together in a braid to form a circle.

"dude I was flinting my girlfriend last night and I nutted in her hair!"

by NIGGERS MUST DIE May 6, 2024