Feelted

A horse cunt who's unfamiliar of environments other than his den, also referred to as Lainey-boos bae

This child really needs to get outside he's being a feelted.

by Stewthecunt November 18, 2015

Fleetwood

A Boomer hairstyle typified by Mick Fleetwood: balding on top with a vestigial ponytail. This is commonly seen in retirement areas with warmer climates.

Saw another Amber alert today; it’s another Fleetwood sporting Boomer with dementia that has gone off the reservation.

by GeneCannon September 20, 2019

Feltjob

The act of giving a puppet pleasure orally or or with your hands

Elmo is feeling horny, so he asks for a feltjob.

by MagicMemesLLC September 1, 2020

felt that

a way of saying you relate to something

person 1: i’m dead inside

person 2: i felt that

by mo the b April 9, 2021

Feltchulence

The act of sucking cum out of a bubbly asshole.

He is a pro at feltchulence - he sucked every last drop of cum out of that guy's ass while avoiding the muddy mist.

by punkrocker0621 July 16, 2021

Goomba Felten

A man who has the Smallest head in the whole world.

''Wow did you see that guy?'' ''His head was almost as small as Goomba Felten's''.

by Lukevdp28 February 22, 2011

I felt cold, so I left.

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.

by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018