T-Flats

Short form of "Tijuana Flats", a really excellent Mexican Restaurant chain known for their Hot Sauce Bar, with crazy names for each hot sauce.

Let's grab lunch at T-Flats. I love their "Smack My Sweet Ass and Call Me Sally" hot sauce.

by Megan77 January 10, 2009

Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009

Flattened Fauna

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011

Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.

"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"

by Rundeezy September 30, 2011

Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014

flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017