I Love Floppers

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

French Flipper Trick

Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.

"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"

by Kyler999 September 22, 2015

Drop a flopper

To take a shit of colossal proportions- often takes several attempts to flush or must be broken up into several smaller pieces before going down.

Some dude dropped a flopper in the washroom- it's a 10-pounder at least!

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

bed-flipper

A term used to describe the act of having to flip one's mattress over due to urination from excessive intoxication.

I blacked out so hard last night and woke up to a bed-flipper this morning.

by Harmacist October 7, 2013

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

bean flipper

A female who is a chronic masterbater.

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.

by John Warner August 18, 2006