- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"
-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"
-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"
-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
by Danny Do Shit May 14, 2015
The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
you stick your face between her tits. she swings from side to side smacking you in the face with each tit in rapid succession.
flap on, flap off, flap on flap off. the flapper!
by burbman69 October 15, 2023
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum October 18, 2015
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
by Sam Reviews August 05, 2017
My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
by Bogus6 May 26, 2023
Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lemur8889 January 23, 2022