Flap Slapper

A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!

"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"

by Skinuss May 15, 2008

kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").

Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.

by JakobTTx January 28, 2010