Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009

candy flakes

the flaky substance left in a woman's panties after the duck butter dries

"I know she's making some duck butter out on the dance floor!"

by Ug Lee June 18, 2002

yo mama flakes

A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.

A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina

person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"

by heyderu October 9, 2009

Corn Flakes

The act of going down on a woman, not washing your face, sticking your head out of the window on your drive home, then peeling off the dried 'juices' and eating them like corn flakes.

"I went down on Donna last night and there was so much come I just let it dry and ate it like corn flakes on my way home."

by LBird33Orlando September 25, 2012

anus flakes

When you fancy a rimming for breakfast!

Hey baby, can I have some of those beaut anus flakes of yours!

by Joey May 16, 2006

spoof flakes

encrusted, dehydrated semen

Who had spoof flakes for brekky today? What?! does spoof even flake?

by trussguy69 January 11, 2009

tweaker flakes

fish flakes that someone on ecstasy or meth rubs on their palms in hopes of getting the fish "high" or somehow speeding them up as fast as the users mind is going so they will keep the user occupied

I was rollin' ballzzzz last night and had to feed my fish some tweaker flakes so i wouldnt make noise and wake up my parents

by sammymw February 11, 2010